How'd that gold leaf dick thing go?
Anonymous

Bad!
Don’t try it!
I just thought it’d look cool, and it did, but it wouldn’t come off Dx

What was the uv makeup you used for the black light skull.
Anonymous

UV reactive hairspray that says “Avoid contact with skin and eyes” and contains formaldehyde

Post more sex photos with your bf? Why did you stop??
Anonymous

Hello, I think you have the wrong number 😅

Inuendo:

“Did you.. uh.. preheat the oven?”

boy-neon:

I was really tired last night when I saw gold leaf being applied to an icecream and I thought “gold leaf…on…a dick?”

I now have 100 sheets of gold leaf being shipped to me

I really wish someone had told me not to try this…

I was really tired last night when I saw gold leaf being applied to an icecream and I thought “gold leaf…on…a dick?”

I now have 100 sheets of gold leaf being shipped to me

Stay safe friends.
One slip on a curved screen…

Stay safe friends.
One slip on a curved screen…

The sound of children is honestly the most abrasive, fuckin hideous noise.

Who is proposing to whom?
Anonymous

Nobody xD it’s just theoretical right now

Wait, not like I’ll possibly be getting married soon, just like I’d possibly be open to it in the future.